unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

 

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

 

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

 

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

 
grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80
 
complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

saintlos:

Q

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.

complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

saintlos:

Q

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.

 

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

 
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